clientsfromhell: Client: I need all of this on a hard drive. Me: Sure, I can do that. There is about 200 GB of footage. Would you like me to provide the hard drive and just bill you? Client: No, I will send you one. The next day I receive a 4GB flash drive with only 320 MB available. Me: Um, this won’t work, there isn’t nearly enough space. Client: Can’t you just zip it? Just zip it!
clientsfromhell: I recently used a client’s phone after a meeting in his office. After getting back to my own offices, I received a call from him. Client: You need to fix my phone line RIGHT NOW. I can’t receive any calls. Me: Are you calling me from your mobile? Client: No, from my normal phone. Me: The one that’s not working? Client: Yes! I’m trying to call it now with my mobile and all...
clientsfromhell: The posters you designed for me smell really bad - like fresh ink. How did they manage to smell bad when they’re supposed to be fresh off the presses?